There is a man I'd like to meet
His shoes help me go far
His autograph is on my feet
Around a Bright Blue Star
Chuck Taylor's Converse All Stars are
The world's greatest shoe
If other shoes were on my feet
I wouldn't know what to do
They're perfect shoes for anything
Like work or school or play
And best of all these shoes are made
Right in the U.S.A.
Colors vary oh so much
Like purple, red, or white
Blue, black, or green, they always seem
To match your clothes just right
Con shoes are so affordable
Unlike those darn Nikes
I buy my Cons and still have left
Cash to get new CDs
I love All Stars, they make me feel
As big and bold as brass
If you don't like my favorite shoes
Then watch them kick your ass
by Kevin Wernet (May 13, 1998)